Coco has been annoying me endlessly since I sat down in front of my computer so I decided to shoot her. With my camera, of course. She has been squeaking her toy at my back and yelping at me to play with her or get her more toys. I do understand some doggie talk. Toy squeaking means "Please chase me". Yelp and run towards store means "Please give me the toys you've hidden in the store". Yelp and run to the fridge means "Please give me titbits". Rolling about on her back means "I need a tummy rub". Front paws on lap means "Please scratch my armpits or anywhere thereabout". Shrieking and jumping in highly excited manner means "There's a dog! There's a dog! There's a dog in the park!!". That also applies to cats and buffaloes.