Monday, November 21, 2011

All Of You Are In Trouble

You are in trouble.  I told you countless times NOT to BARK indiscriminately all day and all night at those dogs outside.  They are NONE of your business!

You are in trouble.  Don't try to look demure.  I told you NOT to bark at our neighbors.  They are NOT a threat to us!  You should know who they are by now, you blind dog.

You too are in trouble, all of you.  Don't loiter in my car park!

Maybe you too but you are fortunate you are not living with me. That's Mr & Mrs Big Bully from my workplace waiting for my chicken rice.  His daily morning greeting for me, by the way, is priceless and has everybody smiling.  He will whine happily while dancing and spinning around my legs, sometimes using his paws to touch me quickly and sneakily.  Priceless, my love for him grows by the day.

This is why all of you are in trouble.  Found this plastered (with relish and gusto and gloatfully, I imagine) on my gate when I came home yesterday.  I may have to move out..or my dogs may be confiscated!

Ummm, did they say anything about hamsters?

Monday, November 14, 2011

My (Prized) Possessions

Coco, Wawa, this corner here is for your toys, bed etc.  Don't mess up the house, ok?

Huh?  What are my things doing outside here?

She thinks I've got nothing better to do all day but to put my possessions in their proper place??
My bottomless bed should be here, near the couch.  When the floor gets cold it's easy for me to just jump onto the warm couch.

Piglet can sleep here and guard the front door.  Well, she does look a bit weak for such an important task.....

Some of my possessions can go into the bedroom.  Hey, there's enough space for everybody, why throw my things outside, huh?

Of course, how can you have a bed without a pillow?  Just you go try sleeping without one!
(Coco : I no eye see, all this is none of my business.)

WAWAAA!!!!  %$#@!!!&**!!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Boo To My Broadband

Internet connection in my house is extremely slow.  Constipated is my favorite word for it and I hope Maxis reads my blog.  YOU ARE A CONSTIPATED BROADBAND PROVIDER!!  I also hope Digi is reading this.  While waiting for a page to download, I can do many things.

(1)  Clean my hamsters' homes, give them food and water and coo them to sleep for the day.

(2)  Sweep and mop the floor.

(3)  Cook for the hungry dogs in my workplace.

(4)  Pick up toys that Wawa has dropped everywhere.

(5)  Keep this dog from driving my neighbor nuts.

(6)  Last but not least, take photos of birds outside my window.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

How To Make The Most Of A Bottomless Doggie Bed

First, grab the bed from your opponent with all your might.  Notice how hind leg is lifted off the ground from the great effort.

Next, sleep like this, with your chin on the edge of the bed.  The look says "come rub my belly, come rub my belly".  It might work if you maintain that cuteness long enough.  Might.  No guarantee.

 Sometimes she can be a bit dense and not understand the come-rub-my-belly vibes so you can plonk on the floor and relax for a bit.  But make sure your body is always inside the bed.  Wawa is always prowling around trying to get that bed.

 This is how I look from the front.  Not very nice, quite like a moron in fact.

 This, of course, is the best way to sleep in a bottomless bed.  Best with a warm rug underneath, seeing that it's bottomless.  Remember to keep some part, any part of the body inside the bed.  It also guarantees a belly rub.

Stop taking my pictures!!  Aiyo, no eye see!!
(In case you can't make out that photo, it is Coco upside down with both paws covering her eyes.  "No eye see" can be translated as throwing up hands/paws in despair and means nothing can be done and I will have nothing to do with it.)
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