You are in trouble. I told you countless times NOT to BARK indiscriminately all day and all night at those dogs outside. They are NONE of your business!
You are in trouble. Don't try to look demure. I told you NOT to bark at our neighbors. They are NOT a threat to us! You should know who they are by now, you blind dog.
You too are in trouble, all of you. Don't loiter in my car park!
Maybe you too but you are fortunate you are not living with me. That's Mr & Mrs Big Bully from my workplace waiting for my chicken rice. His daily morning greeting for me, by the way, is priceless and has everybody smiling. He will whine happily while dancing and spinning around my legs, sometimes using his paws to touch me quickly and sneakily. Priceless, my love for him grows by the day.
This is why all of you are in trouble. Found this plastered (with relish and gusto and gloatfully, I imagine) on my gate when I came home yesterday. I may have to move out..or my dogs may be confiscated!
Ummm, did they say anything about hamsters?