Monday, November 21, 2011

All Of You Are In Trouble

You are in trouble.  I told you countless times NOT to BARK indiscriminately all day and all night at those dogs outside.  They are NONE of your business!

You are in trouble.  Don't try to look demure.  I told you NOT to bark at our neighbors.  They are NOT a threat to us!  You should know who they are by now, you blind dog.

You too are in trouble, all of you.  Don't loiter in my car park!

Maybe you too but you are fortunate you are not living with me. That's Mr & Mrs Big Bully from my workplace waiting for my chicken rice.  His daily morning greeting for me, by the way, is priceless and has everybody smiling.  He will whine happily while dancing and spinning around my legs, sometimes using his paws to touch me quickly and sneakily.  Priceless, my love for him grows by the day.

This is why all of you are in trouble.  Found this plastered (with relish and gusto and gloatfully, I imagine) on my gate when I came home yesterday.  I may have to move out..or my dogs may be confiscated!

Ummm, did they say anything about hamsters?

11 comments:

Bowie said...

Oh no! Serious ah? I'm not familiar about keeping pet dogs in flats in Msia, here in Spore we are allowed to keep small dogs below height of 40cm. But recently the authorities just announced that medium-sized ones will be allowed too, for trial first starting next year i think.

That is the results of much lobbying by animal welfare & rescue groups. With bigger sized dogs allowed, more strays have hope of being homed.

Bowie

Rubie said...

You guys better pull up your socks - or your mama might have to send you to Australia!!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Tooki said...

Coco: I'm shorter, I can go to Singapore.
Wawa: I'm taller, I'll have to go to Rubie's place in Australia...:))
Tooki: Serious, I hope nobody complains about my dogs. I just asked the Korean lady if my dogs are noisy and she said no, no but I doubt if she understands me. She only speaks Korean.

What Remains Now said...

Apparently, the authorities don't know that Coco and Wawa are international celebrities with a huge fan base. As a last resort, blankets over the windows, don't answer the door and potty breaks only under cover of darkness.

Matilda said...

Oh I am in trouble too.
I barks ar my neighbors and loiters...
Take it easy!
Hugs
Matilda

Wyatt said...

Hope you all don't get evicted! We bark too, hope that doesn't mean that we will get thrown out..Ruh Roh!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Kitcaboodles said...

Oh no I do hope no-one complains. If they do,it might be time to bring out those cute as a button puppy dog faces...

yuki and rocket said...

I hope no one complains! I really don't understand why the humans can't hear how our barks sound so beautiful .

yuki and rocket

Momo and Pinot said...

Ahh.... let us tell you. Barking is our things... our things... Our humans had difficult time to deal with some mean humans but hey, that's our things, right?

Hugs
Momo & Pinot xoxo

Tamago said...

Oh, no! Do you have to move out? It is a worrisome news..I hope you are not in too much trouble.
Mr & Mrs Big Bully are very cute. Their happy faces make me smile :-)

Kirsten (peacefuldog) said...

Gosh, humans have such silly rules. How could happy woofies not be music to everyone's ears? Hope you find a way to reason with--or outsmart-- those crazy humans.

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