I Hate Getting Wet!

Come and get your bath!
(Over my dead body.)

I'll smack you!
(You can't reach me under this table.)

Come here, I'll give you something nice to eat...
(Always the same lies - I only get wet!)

I've had a long day, Wawa. Don't try my patience.
(Let's see whose patience last longer....zzzzz....stop chasing me around the house....it's too exhausting.)