Coco : Please, no photos! You are the one being interviewed today.
Mom : Oh, so sorry. I thought you look so pretty after I groomed you.
Coco : Now, where did you learn your grooming..er..skills?
Mom : The internet. They have pictures of schnauzer grooming.
Coco : *gasp* Why did you stop sending me to the pet shop?
Mom : Expensive and they kept increasing. You want toys or expensive haircut?
Coco : Toys, of course.
Coco : Oh really, I insist that you stop taking my photo.
Mom : I just want to show the world how pretty you are.
Coco : You do realise that you shaved me too close to the skin?
Mom : Oh..um..I forgot to attach the comb. It has been a long time since I last cut your hair....
Coco : And you nearly drew blood on top of my head?
Mom : I am SO sorry...people tend to be forgetful, especially when they're middle-aged.
Coco : I cannot face the world anymore! Your grooming makes me look fat!!!!
Mom : That's not true at all. It is your love for tidbits and sweet stuff. Don't blame me.
Coco : I have uneven patches all over me and my forehead is so bare you can see wrinkles there!!
Mom : I am SO sorry, Coco! How can I make it up to you?!
Coco : Belly rubs. At least one hour and preferably longer. More tidbits and toys.
And I want more of that Japanese chizukeki!!! You didn't give me enough. Where is that chunk going to? Don't you know I love cheese? And cakes? You owe me. *SULK SULK*
7 comments:
At least Coco knows what it takes to make her feel better about her new haircut. I love your profile picture of Wawa nose-to-nose with the hedgehog.
Oh pretty Coco! I think your mom did a great job grooming you! You look very lovely. And I love the photo of you hiding your face..with your tongue out :-)
The chizukeki looks yummy!! It must be one of your mom's home-made cakes. I hope you got to eat the chizukeki :-)
Oh Coco I am sure you look much prettier having been groomed. We were groomed last week and everyone said how much smarter we look :-)My poor Trilby though is all bald patches because she has had her first pulling out of puppy fluff (we get hand-stripped)She doesn't mind though and we keep her away from mirrors :-)) - woofs and licks from Magic xx
Hello Coco, nice to meet you...you look beautiful. My girl Annie and I will be following your blog now :-)
Oh, I must have missed this cute post!!!
So sorry about it(^^;)
Coco you are very CUTE hiding your face with your paws♡♡♡ Please give in with your mum's cut for you. I sometimes ask my husband to cut mine to save money, hehe.
We are having extremely hot weather, I wonder how the weather treating you. Take Care of Yourselves.
Sending you lots of love and hugs from Japan, xoxo Miyako*
Hiya Coco...... I would take TOYS over stoopid ol' haircuts ANYDAY!! You still look like a schnauzer.... but your ma hasn't given us a full view of her work.....
I feel for ya mate!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
Hi Coco!
The chizukeiki looks so yummy!
I love your pictures!
You are soooo cute :>
Kisses
Matilda
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