Monday, July 16, 2012

Coco's Grooming (And Japanese Cheesecake)


Coco  :  Please, no photos!  You are the one being interviewed today.
Mom  :  Oh, so sorry.  I thought you look so pretty after I groomed you.
Coco  :  Now, where did you learn your grooming..er..skills?
Mom  :  The internet.  They have pictures of schnauzer grooming.
Coco  :  *gasp*  Why did you stop sending me to the pet shop?
Mom  :  Expensive and they kept increasing.  You want toys or expensive haircut?
Coco  :  Toys, of course.



Coco  :  Oh really, I insist that you stop taking my photo.
Mom  :  I just want to show the world how pretty you are.
Coco  :  You do realise that you shaved me too close to the skin?
Mom  :  Oh..um..I forgot to attach the comb.  It has been a long time since I last cut your hair....
Coco  :  And you nearly drew blood on top of my head?
Mom  :  I am SO sorry...people tend to be forgetful, especially when they're middle-aged.



Coco  :  I cannot face the world anymore!  Your grooming makes me look fat!!!!
Mom  :  That's not true at all.  It is your love for tidbits and sweet stuff.  Don't blame me.
Coco  :  I have uneven patches all over me and my forehead is so bare you can see wrinkles there!!
Mom  :  I am SO sorry, Coco!  How can I make it up to you?!
Coco  :  Belly rubs.  At least one hour and preferably longer.  More tidbits and toys.


And I want more of that Japanese chizukeki!!!  You didn't give me enough.  Where is that chunk going to?  Don't you know I love cheese?  And cakes?  You owe me.  *SULK SULK*

7 comments:

What Remains Now said...

At least Coco knows what it takes to make her feel better about her new haircut. I love your profile picture of Wawa nose-to-nose with the hedgehog.

Tamago said...

Oh pretty Coco! I think your mom did a great job grooming you! You look very lovely. And I love the photo of you hiding your face..with your tongue out :-)
The chizukeki looks yummy!! It must be one of your mom's home-made cakes. I hope you got to eat the chizukeki :-)

Magic said...

Oh Coco I am sure you look much prettier having been groomed. We were groomed last week and everyone said how much smarter we look :-)My poor Trilby though is all bald patches because she has had her first pulling out of puppy fluff (we get hand-stripped)She doesn't mind though and we keep her away from mirrors :-)) - woofs and licks from Magic xx

Eileen said...

Hello Coco, nice to meet you...you look beautiful. My girl Annie and I will be following your blog now :-)

orchid said...

Oh, I must have missed this cute post!!!
So sorry about it(^^;)
Coco you are very CUTE hiding your face with your paws♡♡♡ Please give in with your mum's cut for you. I sometimes ask my husband to cut mine to save money, hehe.

We are having extremely hot weather, I wonder how the weather treating you. Take Care of Yourselves.

Sending you lots of love and hugs from Japan, xoxo Miyako*

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hiya Coco...... I would take TOYS over stoopid ol' haircuts ANYDAY!! You still look like a schnauzer.... but your ma hasn't given us a full view of her work.....

I feel for ya mate!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Matilda said...

Hi Coco!
The chizukeiki looks so yummy!
I love your pictures!
You are soooo cute :>
Kisses
Matilda

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