Last Christmas Mommi invited some family over for a sinfully, unhealthy lunch. Just look at all that grease. It was so salty she refused to let us doggies eat any of it. She swore she will never buy food from that particular aunty again and will try her best to do the cooking herself.
Wimpy Wawa finally settled down under the table after spraying piss all over the house in fright at the sight of these strangers. Everyone is a stranger to him even though he may have met them 10 times.
Everybody brought along one gift. Excuse me, Uncle, is that gift you're opening for me?
Excuse me....(perhaps he will notice me if I go over to the other side)....any presents for me, Uncle? Aunty?
Yoohoo! I am over here....anything for doggies?
Oh...so disappointed. All the presents are opened, nothing for me...everyone so happy, laughing except me and Wawa...:((
I'll go lie in a corner.....(sigh).
Don't cry, Mommi, it's ok! Not everyone feels for doggies like you do...sob.
(Coco, Wawa, Mommi will buy you a nice present after this little party is over....)
To add insult to injury, to pour salt over grievous wound, to stab the knife and twist it......they went for a walk WITHOUT us!! Mommi, that looks suspiciously like you in the photo!!??!
Don't get me wrong, Coco. We were not really going for a walk. Mommi was just trying to get them to invest in property here so that we will have good company in future. That Uncle in the shorts (Mommi's nephew) has a doggie too called Bruce. Who knows, you and Bruce can be friends one day?
(Photos courtesy of my other nephew - the one whom the dogs love -- and his Samsung handphone. Um...which explains the blur, overexposure, underexposure, bad composition, wrong pov etc etc....thanks anyway because Aunty Tooki was too busy to take photos!)